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How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a.

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The SWAT team

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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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An elephant with an umbrella!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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Autobots Roll Out!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".