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How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.