Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should bill Gates.

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

Apple Employee Jokes More Apple Employee Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?