What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins.

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)"!!!

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.