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What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.

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What is it called when a Roman gets really sick?

Chicken Pox Romana

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

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What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity?

Veni, Vidi... Veni.

What did the Roman premature ejaculater say?

Veni, Vidi, Veni.