What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

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What did the sadist say to the masochist?

No Probably has been put on here before but it made me chuckle.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer?

Because it hurt.

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What do natural gas and sadists have in common?

They're both propane.

What did the sadist say when the masochist said "Hit me"?

No.