Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer?

Because it hurt.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

Because it was two-tiered.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

Masochist Jokes More Masochist Jokes

What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly?

A masochist

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer?

Because it hurt.