What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.