How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny