Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

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What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...