Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Jeremy Clarkson Jokes More Jeremy Clarkson Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose: