Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Wii Jokes More Wii Jokes

What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

Video Game System Jokes More Video Game System Jokes

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...