Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

A conundrum

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.