Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!