Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried