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Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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What gets harder the more you play with it?

A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!

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Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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Yall nailed it.