What did the starving, homeless couple say to the nurse outside the abortion clinic?

Fetus please.

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other?

Fetus

What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

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Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"