How did you get those horrible burns?

Flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

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What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Litter Jokes More Litter Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

How did you get those horrible burns?

Flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Rollercoaster Jokes More Rollercoaster Jokes

What did Napoleon say on the rollercoaster?

Ouiiiiiiii!

How did you get those horrible burns?

Flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.