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What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.