What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**