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What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

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What's the best part of growing up in Compton?

No bad dad jokes.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.