What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

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What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.