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What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...