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What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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How did a blind man meet his wife?

On a blind date!

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.