What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

X-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)