What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

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What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

Autistic.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo