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What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.