What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.