What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

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What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.

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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!