Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

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Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets?

Felons can't buy guns

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

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Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!