What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

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How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What do you call a black rapper with no future?

Future

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's