What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

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What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices?

Wai fu.

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.