What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

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What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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What's a mouse's favourite record?

Please cheese me!

What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea?

A quarter pounder with cheese.