What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

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What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.