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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

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What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.