What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

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Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

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Cancer can get jobs

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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark