Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.
An Official.
Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
You can almost hear them.
The Pittsburgh Steelers
They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.
If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good
Don't taste me, bro!
