What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

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What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

What's black and does not work?

Decaf Coffee

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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?

9-1-2001

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.