What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

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Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

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What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'