Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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Who's there! Bullet! Bullet who?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry!

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

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About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

What do you call black people in the military?

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Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

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Lots of training.

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Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.