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How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.