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How many Native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb it's a globe.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

Native Americans Jokes More Native Americans Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why to Native Americans wear Jockstraps?

TOTEM POLE!!

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.