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Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

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Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

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Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.