What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss