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What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!