Who's there! Bullet! Bullet who?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry!

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!