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Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

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St. Moo-is.

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Black lives matter.

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You get off.

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Number Munchers!

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To see the Grumpire State Building.

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

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What part of New York has the most feminists?

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