What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

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Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

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Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.