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Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

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Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

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Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!