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Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

How fast can the lesbian get here?

Licka de split!

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What "D" (dimension) should Marilyn Monroe's movies always be shown in?

Blon-D

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's