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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

Lesbian Couple Jokes More Lesbian Couple Jokes

What do lesbian couples do once a month?

Finger paint.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.