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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

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What's the leader of North Korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1