Victory Jokes

What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do geographers go for a drink?

The Isobar

What do frogs drink?

Hot croako!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

Wildling Jokes More Wildling Jokes

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart