Victory Jokes

What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution.

Leader Jokes More Leader Jokes

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.