Victory Jokes

What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

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Leader Jokes More Leader Jokes

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

He knew where to put it..

Wildling Jokes More Wildling Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.