Victory Jokes

What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

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Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Wildling Jokes More Wildling Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing?

Soul

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

How did you do in your tests?

I did what George Washington did! What was that Went down in history!