Victory Jokes

What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

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Ginger Ale Jokes More Ginger Ale Jokes

Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

What's a ginger's favorite drink?

Ginger ale!

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

What does the ISIS donkey say?

Jihaaaad

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What do you call a Pokémon that's part train?

A Pikachoochoo.

What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa