Victory Jokes

What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

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Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

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History Jokes More History Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

Wildling Jokes More Wildling Jokes

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

Leader Jokes More Leader Jokes

What's the leader of North Korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader