What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

Ilene.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

Dog Turd Jokes More Dog Turd Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.