What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

You know he did it.

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

Criminal Record Jokes More Criminal Record Jokes

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record