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Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Wait Room Jokes More Wait Room Jokes

What did the Doctor say to the midget in the waiting room?

You're going to have to be a little patient

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Haul Jokes More Haul Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.