What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

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What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

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What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.