What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt?

MOO-barak!

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What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What did the school in Egypt finally get?

A new bus.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!