How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed

Suspense Jokes More Suspense Jokes

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.