How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped

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What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.