Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

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What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's a pedos favourite key?

A minor.

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.