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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

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What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

Where's Brian?

Me: studying her closely He's... right here

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What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.