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How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew