How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

School Jokes More School Jokes

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.