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How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the most problematic time of day?

4:04

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

School Jokes More School Jokes

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.