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What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.