What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

An impasta!

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta